John Carmack Web DeveloperContent Creator

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Hi. I'm John.

I make websites.

I've been designing websites & implementing others' designs since 1998. My current project is a food calculator called Vegify. The concept behind it is simple: I know a lot of people who say they would go vegan... if they could be sure they wouldn't go hungry, and if the substitutes were just as good as the food they already love. Vegify is designed to put their minds at ease. Visit to learn more.

I make videos, too.

I started making videos for my college marching band as a way to make money while in school. Eventually I began producing videos as a part-time job around campus, filming & distributing recordings of recitals, for solists and ensembles alike. These days I'm using those skills to make content for Vegify... mostly.

Chick-Fil-Gay Sandwich Ice Cream Tasteoff Pizza Cheese Tasteoff

I do some projects just for fun.

Pug Wants to Eat

Listen, we all know Disney is going to re-make the Little Mermaid soon, and I'm trying to beat the rush of starlets auditioning for Ariel. My friend Whitney, my girlfriend Lauren, and I teamed up to make the touchstone song of act 1 more relatable to dogs. I think we nailed it.

DnB Kakariko

I opened Ableton with the intention of writing a chord progression in G# major, and what I ended up with was a perfect accompaniment to an old, familiar melody. I exported the audio, then spent a few minutes in After Effects, and the result was this short little video.

Earthbound Coffee

This was a fun way to burn a morning of vacation. I loved Earthbound as a kid, and the coffee break scene was always my favorite part. Re-writing the words to fit my own personal life was fun; making the video to accompany even moreso. Lauren approved this video.


A Python / Photoshop experiment from Spring 2019. A data visualization project for people who like late 90s Christian ska. So... me. A data visualization project for me. I took the lyrics from Five Iron Frenzy (and a few of their side project)'s albums and made word clouds of them.

But my main focus is
vegan recipes for Vegify.


Mom's Lasagna

  • Beyond Beef & Sausage
  • Onion & Garlic
  • Tomatoes
  • Spices
  • Vegan Cheeses

Prep Time

2 Hours

Try It!

Vegan Pizza

  • Crust
  • Tomatoes
  • Miyoko's Cheese
  • Peppers
  • Spices

Prep Time

14 Hours

Try It!

Chick-Fil-Gay Sandwich

  • Gardein Chick'n
  • Pickle Juice
  • Breading
  • Veggies
  • Bun

Prep Time

1 Hour

Try It!

...with a little product research
thrown in, for good measure.

Pizza Cheese

The Great Vegan Pizza Cheese Tasteoff

Who loves pizza? Who hates bad cheese? If you said, "everyone" then we agree on the fundamentals. In this video my friends and I set out to determine which is the best vegan pizza cheese. Who took home the prize? Click through to find out.

Ice Cream

The Vegan Low-Cal Ice Cream Tasteoff

Lauren loves ice cream, and she prefers to enjoy it guilt-free. We tried for years to make a low-cal, homemade, vegan ice cream, but ultimately we weren't successful. The products in stores got better, though, and recently we compared a few. Click through to see what we thought!

If you'd like to help me
make more projects,